Pee after holding the toilet seat up.

把马桶盖掀后，再尿。

Three glass tumblers stood ready on the toilet seat.

三只平底玻璃酒杯已经放在了马桶座位上。

You can buy me that toilet seat cover.

你可以给我买马桶套。

" A toilet seat sits open in the grass field."

“草地上敞开马桶盖。”

Incidentally, toilet seats aren't really even that bad.

顺便说一句，马桶座圈也没那么糟糕。

Pick up your socks. Put down the toilet seat.

袜子，马桶坐垫放下。

That the toilet seat is probably the cleanest place in their house.

最令人惊，马桶圈可能你家中最干净地方。

Saran wrap on the toilet seat? Isn't that just a little funny?

马桶包了丝龙？ 那没有一点点好笑吗？

Ahh, toilet seat covers! Is that what you were doing while I was getting gas?

马桶纸垫啊！我去加油时候，你们就去买这个吗？

So the places where we prepare our food, those were dirtier than the toilet seats.

所以，我们准备食物地方比马桶座圈更脏？

I'm gonna go to the bathroom. - Well, you put down the toilet seat.

我要上洗手间 -上完把马桶坐垫放下。

… would you mind keeping the toilet seat down after you've used the toilet.

你可不可以在用完马桶之后把马桶圈放下呢？

Oh, just leave the toilet seat up and the immigration people will totally think we are married.

只要把马桶坐垫立着，移民局人就会相信咱们结婚了。

The first person asks me to make sure I put the toilet seat down after I use it.

第一个人让我要确保在每次用完厕所有把马桶盖放下。

Lennon grabbed his guitar and joined his bandmates only wearing underwear and a toilet seat around his neck.

而拿吉他，加入到其他乐队成员中，他只穿了内裤，脖子上还套着马桶座圈。

He says “… would you mind keeping the toilet seat down after you've used the toilet? ”

他说，“你可不可以在用完马桶之后把马桶圈放下呢？”

He says “… would you mind keeping the toilet seat down after you've used the toilet? ”

他说，“你可不可以在用完马桶之后把马桶圈放下呢？”

Wait a minute. You think my business is in the same universe as Carl's auto body toilet seat covers?

等会儿，你以为我生意和卡尔马桶坐垫一个档次吗？

Police have reported a man being bitten by a four-foot snake when he lifted his toilet seat on Sunday morning.

警方报告称，周日早上，一名男子在提马桶座圈时被一条四英尺长蛇咬伤。

Yep. If you're like most people, you sit perfectly on the ring of the toilet seat to do your business.

啊，如果你像大多数人那样做话，你完美地坐在马桶圈上排便。